爆笑!医学生的三行情书:你是美丽的病毒......

2016-08-11 佚名 网络

1我一个学医的,能抽出时间来和你谈恋爱,难道还怀疑不是真爱么。2你是硝酸甘油片,每次心如刀割,只有你能治愈。3宁为日本血吸虫,此生缠绕合抱永不离,你若垂死我亦绝命。4世界上最遥远的距离,是你在玻璃外深情凝望,而我浸在福尔马林里。5第一次看见你,视觉冲动刺激第二对脑神经,快纳通道打开,钠离子大量内流产生极化爆发动作电位,随后传入大脑皮质兴奋黑质,沿多巴胺能神经元上行纤维到达纹状体。6什么解剖、生理、

1
我一个学医的,
能抽出时间来和你谈恋爱,
难道还怀疑不是真爱么。

2
你是硝酸甘油片,
每次心如刀割,
只有你能治愈。

3
宁为日本血吸虫,
此生缠绕合抱永不离,
你若垂死我亦绝命。

4
世界上最遥远的距离,
是你在玻璃外深情凝望,
而我浸在福尔马林里。

5
第一次看见你,视觉冲动刺激第二对脑神经,
快纳通道打开,钠离子大量内流产生极化爆发动作电位,
随后传入大脑皮质兴奋黑质,沿多巴胺能神经元上行纤维到达纹状体。

6
什么解剖、生理、生化,
在遇见你那一刻,
都不重要了。

7
你是前庭,
我是耳蜗,
相互依偎永不分离。

8
人们都说男主外,女主内,
既然你学了外科,
那我就学内科好了。

9
每次见到你,
我的P波,
不再有节奏。

10
咱们老了的时候,
一起回到家乡开个诊所,
给乡亲们免费看病吧。

11
踏上了两条不归路,
一条学医路,
一条去往你心里的路。

12
第一次见到你,
快钠通道瞬间激活,
然后就再也没有失活。

13
你问我在我的心你有没有你的位置,
你就在我的卵圆窝,
那是我心里最柔软的地方。

14
只要一想到你的时候,
我就感觉在被全世界奖赏,
所以你是我的多巴胺。

15
如果上天剥夺了我成为窦房结的机会,
我也要成为你的异位起搏点,
把我的想念和热情传递给你--我的浦肯野纤维。

16
如果上天给我一次违背自然规律的机会,
我将逆流而上冲破房室结的阻隔,
把我的思念与祝福送给你--我的窦房结。

17
你是最美的病毒,
所以我卸下三道屏障,
任由你活在我的生命里。

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    2016-08-13 仗剑一笑踩蘑菇

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    2016-08-11 jaysppr

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    2016-08-11 jaysppr

    好文章,值得阅读,谢谢分享

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    2016-08-11 doctorJiangchao

    继续关注

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